Recent Quotes

Beth: Mom, do you have any ropes?
Me: Umm, what do you need ropes for?
Beth: I'm going to have an experience.


Jack: Hey Mom, can you do up my buttons? Oh, and don't check inside my pants.


Overheard from the playroom while the kids were playing house ~
Megan: Stop!!! If you do that I'll get fired and we'll have no money and I'll have to sell you!!!


Beth (explaining tense to Jack): If it's already happened, you say "drewened". If it hasn't happened yet, you say "draw". Like Thorn (Thor) is drewened in the Avengers. They aren't real you know.
Jack: Yes they are!!! If they aren't real, then who makes lightning???


Phone call with Rob ~
Me: Why are you calling from this phone instead of the other one?
Rob: Eva took the other one and won't give it back.
Me: Eva's one. You're an adult.
Rob: Yes, but she's deceptively strong. And stubborn.