Recent FB Statuses

Me: Beth, you're getting so big! I can't believe you'll be in kindergarten in a few weeks!
Beth: Mom, do you think I'll find someone to marry in kindergarten?
Me: Probably not in kindergarten.
Beth: But there are boys in kindergarten, right? Are we allowed to have crushes in kindergarten? Do you have to tell the teacher?

My baby just pushed a sleeve of diapers over to my end table and climbed up on top of them so she could reach farther back and pull more stuff off it . . . I think I may be in trouble here as she figured out how to do this at 8 months old . . .